What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne an

You can get rid of it by clicking your heels together three times and saying there is no place like home, no place like home, no place like home....good luck and don`t fall over. Perfume doesn`t work; see above.

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

The Clap is an STD so needs proper treatment not hairspray!

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

the clap is when you get like weird spots around your genetals. and no i dont think that would work, dont try it if you have it. just go straight to your doctor and dont be embarrassed.

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

omfg. thats funny.

um...the clap is an STD called gonorrhea.

and no, hair spray and cologne will prolly just burn like hell.

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

Syphillis.

If left untreated, it can cause heart problems, insanity and a lot of other problems.

And it's contagious. If you have sex with someone else, you can give it to them.

It can only be cured with antibiotics.

Cologne and hair spray? Where the heck did you hear that nonsense?

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

lol.... ha ha ha ha

tom sawyer has got it

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

that stuff does nothing

the clap is an std

go to your doctor RIGHT NOW (im making you go like im your mother)

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

it is when you put two hands together and make a noise care full your hands may stick together if you use a spray

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

"The clap" is caused by the sexually transmitted organism caused by Neiserria gonorrhae. Studies show that ceftriaxone is the best way to treat this sexually transmitted disease.

Cologne and hair spray will just make your penis burn and make your pubic hair crunchy.

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

The clap originally referred to gonorrhoea, but is used now as a general term for any venereal disease.

Gonorrhoea is a bacterial infection and needs to be treated with antibiotics. There are many different sexually transmitted diseases, most of which can be easily treated.

If you think you are infected go to your nearest SD clinic or see your doctor.

Using grooming products will not get rid of anything and will probably sting a lot.

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

I imagine the clap you are refering to is gonerea my addvice get straight to your doctor, who in turn will direct you to your local hospital to the special clinic,have no worries it is all very personal, confidental etc and treated as such,as for hairspray-? your not the first

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

Its slang for gonorrhoea, which is a nasty STD but can be cured with antibiotics. Go see your doctor if you have the classic "dew drop" from your penis in the morning. If you are a female it may be more difficult to spot until your boyfriend tells you to get to the clap clinic.

If you spray it with cologne it may help the smell but the hair spray? - Why not go the whole hog and gell it !!!

PS My mates and I once told the local moron that a good cure for crabs was to stand in the bath and rub sugar into the affected area each night for two weeks.

When he said it hadn't cured it, we rolled about laughing and told him it was intended to rot their teeth and stop them biting.

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

The "clap" is Gonorrhea, man!! You have to get antibiotic shots for it!! LOL!! You didn't know that?

Hairspray? Yeah, that'd lock it in real good! ROFL!!

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

I always thought the clap meant you had crabs.Then you reach for the jar of blue ointment(purchased at your local drug store)

What exactly is "the clap" and can you really get rid of it by spraying it with cologne and hair spray?

its not the crabs and i dont think it will go away on its own hair spay will keep your pub hair where you want it but wont clear up an STD good luck with that, can you mail me a list of the chicks you slep with so i dont go there ? lol